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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

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All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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