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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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