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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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