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Moose Distancing
Limiting close contact with others in the MoistWet Territories
Social distancing (aka physical distancing), is a set of non-pharmaceutical interventions or measures intended to prevent the spread of a contagious disease by maintaining a physical distance between moose and reducing the number of times moose come into close contact with each other
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau
The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau
The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant
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