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Mother Wrench's Gripping Story

Heart wrenching story of survival in the wild

Mother Wrench's Gripping Story thanks to Keith Blake

Feeding time in a mechanic's home

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Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader


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