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Mothers Day Service

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Mothers Day Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Our fathers teach us what we should become, our mothers teach us what we are. - Amish Saying

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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