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Mothers Day Service

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Mothers Day Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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