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Mothers Day Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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