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Moving Forward

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, July 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Joshua 1:9 'Moving Forward' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
Joshua 1:9: "This is my command - be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
"Fear and discouragement come from feelings of loss or troublesome uncertainty. God has promised that He will be our constant guide and help, all the time, wherever we go. Our challenge is to keep our focus on the presence of God, and not on what is causing our fear. He is with us. He is for us. He will not leave us." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Don't take counsel of your fears or naysayers. - Colin Powell

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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