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Moving Forward

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, July 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Joshua 1:9 'Moving Forward' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
Joshua 1:9: "This is my command - be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
"Fear and discouragement come from feelings of loss or troublesome uncertainty. God has promised that He will be our constant guide and help, all the time, wherever we go. Our challenge is to keep our focus on the presence of God, and not on what is causing our fear. He is with us. He is for us. He will not leave us." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

He who fears something gives it power over him. - Moorish Proverb

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation. - Norman MacDonald

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. - Henry Ford

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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