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Moving Forward

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, July 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Joshua 1:9 'Moving Forward' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
Joshua 1:9: "This is my command - be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
"Fear and discouragement come from feelings of loss or troublesome uncertainty. God has promised that He will be our constant guide and help, all the time, wherever we go. Our challenge is to keep our focus on the presence of God, and not on what is causing our fear. He is with us. He is for us. He will not leave us." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Talking about my fears to others feeds it. - Sylvia Plath

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

Present fears are less than horrible imaginings. - William Shakespeare

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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