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My Kind Of Exercise

Stretch exercises that everyone can do!

My Kind Of Exercise thanks to Howard Chapman

Howard has to exercise early in the morning before his brain figures out what he's doing

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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