QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison