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The market is always right. - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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