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Obi-Juan Kenobi

Mexican hero in the Star Wars trilogy

Obi-Juan Kenobi thanks to Lorenzo Carballo

Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Ben Kenobi), is a character in the Star Wars movies, gifted in the ways of the Force. He trained Anakin Skywalker, served as a general in the Republic Army during the Clone Wars, and guided Luke Skywalker as a mentor. Now meet his Mexican counterpart...

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Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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