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How musicians get their nicknames

One Eyed Bob thanks to Jim Serritella

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Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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