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Open-air schools in The Netherlands

Outdoor classrooms in 1957

Open-air schools in The Netherlands thanks to Barry McCartney

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Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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