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Open-air schools in The Netherlands

Outdoor classrooms in 1957

Open-air schools in The Netherlands thanks to Barry McCartney

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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