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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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