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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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