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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

There is no lonelier person than the one who lives with a spouse with whom he or she cannot communicate. - Margaret Mead

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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