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Repaint and thin no more!

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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