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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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