Parking Guide
Visual reference clears up misunderstanding
QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran
Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias
Which questions guide our lives? Which questions do we make our own? Which questions deserve our undivided and full personal commitment? Finding the right questions is crucial to finding the answers. - Henri Nouwen
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out, "Can I help, sir?" "No thanks," says the blind bloke. "Just looking." - Tommy Cooper