Parking Guide

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

Which questions guide our lives? Which questions do we make our own? Which questions deserve our undivided and full personal commitment? Finding the right questions is crucial to finding the answers. - Henri Nouwen

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out, "Can I help, sir?" "No thanks," says the blind bloke. "Just looking." - Tommy Cooper