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Parking Guide

Visual reference clears up misunderstanding

Parking Guide thanks to Lucas Oyle

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Which questions guide our lives? Which questions do we make our own? Which questions deserve our undivided and full personal commitment? Finding the right questions is crucial to finding the answers. - Henri Nouwen

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out, "Can I help, sir?" "No thanks," says the blind bloke. "Just looking." - Tommy Cooper


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