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Patience Rating

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Patience Rating thanks to Chris Kane

Positive and negative thoughts about Coronavirus restrictions

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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