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Pentecost Sunday

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Pentecost Sunday thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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