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Pentecost Sunday

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

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My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur. - Vince Lombardi

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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