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Pentecost Sunday

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

When I count my blessings, I count you twice. - Irish Proverb

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

All means prove to be blunt instruments if they lack a living spirit. - Albert Einstein

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Confession may be good for the soul but it is bad for the reputation. - Thomas R Dewar

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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