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Pentecost Sunday

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul. - Walt Whitman

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

All means prove to be blunt instruments if they lack a living spirit. - Albert Einstein

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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