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Polite Breakfast

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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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