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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Challenging the meaning of life is the truest expression of the state of being human. - Viktor Frankl

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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