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Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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