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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. - Doug Larson

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett


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