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To err is human - but it feels divine. - Mae West

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

A hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest? - Jim Hightower

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White


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