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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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