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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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