Post-Apocalyptical Section

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson