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Post-Apocalyptical Section thanks to Keith Blake

Post-Apocalyptical Section thanks to Keith Blake

Postapocalyptic: existing or occurring after a catastrophically destructive disaster or apocalypse in a postapocalyptic world where nature has become just as violent as humanity

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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