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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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