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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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