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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


Invisible Homeless Man

No Muff Too Tough

Safe Removals

Yoga Business Card

Segway in Rural Norway

Mom Lookout

Dog Diner

It's Too Cold To Ride Outside

Ye Olde Simple Simon

High Tensile Snow

Target Entry

Squirrel Feeder Trap

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car

Apathy Mountain

Ready To Leave

Portable Samurai