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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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