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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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