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Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

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Preikestolen Pulpit Rock thanks to Mathias Sigurdsen

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock thanks to Mathias Sigurdsen

Preikestolen (aka Prekestolen, Pulpit Rock, Preacher's Chair) is the most famous tourist attraction in Ryfylke, the municipality of Strand in Rogaland county, Norway. Preikestolen is a steep cliff which rises 604 metres (1,982 ft) above the Lysefjorden fjord. The six kilometre, four hour moderate hike starts at the mountain lodge Preikestolen Fjellstue.

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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