QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash