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Quarantine Stages

Rapid spread of virus in Italy's art district

Quarantine Stages thanks to Barry McCartney

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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