Queensland Fire Ban

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair