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The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

He is next to the gods whom reason impels. - Claudian

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation. - Charles Baudelaire

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Ben Goldacre

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot are fools, and those who dare not are slaves. - George Gordon

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Happiness is not out there for us to find. The reason that it's not out there is that it's inside us. - Sonja Lyubomirsky

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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