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Reason For Delay

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The status quo sucks. - George Carlin

Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

He is next to the gods whom reason impels. - Claudian

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Status Quo: Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Happiness is not out there for us to find. The reason that it's not out there is that it's inside us. - Sonja Lyubomirsky

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

There are lots of bad reasons to start a company. But there's only one good, legitimate reason: it's to change the world. - Phil Libin

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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