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Be led by reason. - Greek Proverb

The status quo sucks. - George Carlin

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

How quick come the reasons for approving what we like. - Jane Austen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. - Bertrand Russell

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

If they hadn't landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. - Mark Twain

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. - George Burns

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason. - Andre Gide

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all, and others to persecute those who reason. - Voltaire

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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