QuotaBillsFriends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker
Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit
Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey