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QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com