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Relaxing Argument

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Relaxing Argument thanks to Keith Blake

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Xerophyte: No argument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. - Cicero

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. - James Harvey Robinson

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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