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Hate speech not banned in the park

Roger That thanks to Alina Payne

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I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth. - Tom Wallace

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

One day you're going to remember me and how much I loved you... then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go. - Aubrey D Graham

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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