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Hate speech not banned in the park

Roger That thanks to Alina Payne

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Whom they have injured they also hate. - Seneca

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth. - Tom Wallace

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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