Rolling Stop
Choose your poison in Pennsylvania
West Conshohocken is a borough in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, United States
QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell