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Scrat Sink

I sink I've finally found the acorn of my dreams!

Scrat Sink thanks to Barry McCartney

Scrat is an acorn-obsessed, saber-toothed squirrel from the Ice Age film series, a major character in Ice Age, Continental Drift and Collision Course, The Meltdown, and Dawn of the Dinosaurs... and now famous for bathroom sink graffiti.

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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