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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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