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Work never ends

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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