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Work never ends

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

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Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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