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Work never ends

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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