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Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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