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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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