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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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