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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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