She's A Keeper

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx