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Sick Statue

Even George is following Coronavirus restrictions in Gibsons, B.C.

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Mr. Dressup: Local people in Lower Gibsons, B.C. like to attire George Gibson with appropriate clothing on special and memorable days throughout the year. Recently George donned a face mask to protect himself from getting coronavirus from the many tourists that visit Gibsons each year. George's statue is situated directly across from Molly's Reach restaurant (one of the chief locations in the CBC's longest running Canadian drama "The Beachcombers"). If you've got this year's picture of George wearing his St. Paddy's Day clothing with an Irish pot of gold, please send it to me!
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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

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