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Sick Statue

Even George is following Coronavirus restrictions in Gibsons, B.C.

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Mr. Dressup: Local people in Lower Gibsons, B.C. like to attire George Gibson with appropriate clothing on special and memorable days throughout the year. Recently George donned a face mask to protect himself from getting coronavirus from the many tourists that visit Gibsons each year. George's statue is situated directly across from Molly's Reach restaurant (one of the chief locations in the CBC's longest running Canadian drama "The Beachcombers"). If you've got this year's picture of George wearing his St. Paddy's Day clothing with an Irish pot of gold, please send it to me!

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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