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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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