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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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