QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien