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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Rattlesnake: our prostrate brother. - Ambrose Bierce

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. - Albert Einstein

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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