Big Sister vs Big Brother

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Rattlesnake: our prostrate brother. - Ambrose Bierce

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry