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Big Sister vs Big Brother

Jethro nose what's best for the baby

Big Sister vs Big Brother thanks to Jim Serritella

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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