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Earl Hindman (Wilson on TV's "Home Improvement") had an active career previous to "Home Improvement," appearing in numerous 1970s films. After "Home Improvement" ended in 1999, he became ill in 2003, and passed away from lung cancer shortly after.

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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