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Flop Wilson - Archie Bunker

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer