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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump