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Earl Hindman (Wilson on TV's "Home Improvement") had an active career previous to "Home Improvement," appearing in numerous 1970s films. After "Home Improvement" ended in 1999, he became ill in 2003, and passed away from lung cancer shortly after.

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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