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Someone Who Cares

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Someone Who Cares thanks to Howard Chapman

Someone Who Cares thanks to Howard Chapman

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Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. - Dr. Seuss

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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