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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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