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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

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