QuotaBillsMy family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel