QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso