#1 humor site on the 'net

It Just Won't Stop Raining

When can I dry out?

It Just Won't Stop Raining thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


German Efficiency

Star Wars Episode VIII

2022 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Scottish Variant

European Men - History Timeline

Octopus Pasta

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Diet Utensils

Loafers

Mechanics Gone Wrong - Car Teeter Totter

Tongue TwistHer

Dumped Truck

Taxidermy Ride

Wagon Races

Underwater Photography

Holland Bike Lane - For Pros Only

Shopping Wait-er

Heading To The Branch Office

Raise Twins

Redneck Baby Stroller

Dog Lookout

Porpoise Pilots

Redneck Lawn Mower Delivery

Military Cuts Have Gone Too Far