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It Just Won't Stop Raining

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It Just Won't Stop Raining thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock


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