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Stop The Pipeline

Canadian Indigenous supporters say their fight goes beyond solidarity

Stop The Pipeline thanks to Barry McCartney

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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