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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

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True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

You are not the victim of your story. - John Gray

In the end, we'll all become stories. - Margaret Atwood

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Great stories happen to those who can tell them. - Ira Glass

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Part of telling a new story has to be telling it in new ways. - Josh Stearns

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

The shortest distance between a human being and truth is a story. - Anthony de Mello

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. - Maya Angelou

If you're going to have a story, have a big story, or none at all. - Joseph Campbell

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Tell a relevant, targeted, transparent story, and the whole world will share it. - Randall Lane

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

Story telling is about connecting to other people and helping people to see what you see. - Michael Margolis

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Stories tell us of what we already knew and forgot, and remind us of what we haven't yet imagined. - Anne L Watson

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The story-making process enables us to simplify complex information into the core essence of understanding. - Yiannis Gabriel

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

A great lasting story is about everyone or it will not last. The strange and foreign is not interesting - only the deeply personal and familiar. - John Steinbeck

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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