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Stuck In The Middle With Ewe
Lambs to the left of me, mutton to the right
Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at...
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at...
Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
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